Avaldus Maffiasse astumiseks

Application to Join the Mafia

APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA

Whazza u name? __________________ U-Hage____________

Whazza u howsa nummer? _____________ U-Streeta____________

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____Lona-Arranger_____Prostitutta___

Izza U Girl or Boy?_____

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now?______________________

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?_____For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?

I Shoota Wun Guize_____

I Keednappa Sumbody's_________

Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz ?____________________________

U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________

U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______

(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)__________

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses
1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
1 black shirte widda white tie
1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pr. pointie shooz
1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pr. cement shooz
1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
1 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
1 Appy Face Button

Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!

Buy a CD of La Musica Della Mafia! Directly from me, got it over internet, no taxes included.

Ciao!